NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did my all-time-fav. Hollywood hottie have to turn out to be such a dirty old man?? What is he doing marrying a 19-year-old!? (Btw...he has a 9-year-old daughter! That means there's only a decade between his daughter and his fiance. So weird.)

I was so excited for the new Fast and the Furious to come out. Obviously I know the movie will suck, but it would be nice to watch Paul take his shirt off again. But I just don't know if I can look at him the same knowing he was with this girl when she was 16 and he was 32.

::Sigh::Teenage crushes die hard...