Botox Is a Blog's Best Friend

As you can tell, my blog had some work done. The old blog was looking tired, worn and outdated. This new and improved one looks fun, fresh and full of life.

Note the sarcasm.

I have all these great design ideas for my blog. I just have no clue how to go about bringing them to fruition.

Clicking the "customize" tab, sorting through templates and playing with color schemes is about the extent of my design skills. I've used InDesign, Illustrator, Photoshop and Dreamweaver before. I just lack both the patience and the talent to create projects I'd allow anyone to see.

So, my poor blog will be confined to blogger templates until I either a) miraculously wake up one morning an Adobe Creative Suite genius or b) pay someone to design my blog for me.

Sorry, blog, momma can only give you a mini-botox injection right now. Don't you worry, though you'll be nipped, tucked and wrinkle-free soon enough.

In other news, I came across this article today and have never been more disturbed/appalled/grossed out/other horrid adjectives.

I work for a breastfeeding helpline, and I'm all for a woman breastfeeding her baby if that's what she wants to do. By why do 5-year-old girls need to be learning how to breastfeed on their yet-to-be-developed bodies? There is something seriously wrong with that picture. Thoughts?

PS-Check out Just Jack's blog today for a guest post by yours truly.