Happy 2011!
Since I have such lofty aspirations for myself, I made it my goal for the last day of 2010 to find a delectable make-out partner to ring in the new year.
Problem is, I'm not so great when it comes to approaching men. I usually timidly hover by the bar, downing tequila shots in attempt to work up some liquid courage while sending brain waves to the hottie of the night to come talk to me. If I do grow a pair and actually talk to the guy first, my pick-up line usually consists of, "Hi, I'm Miss Procras. Wanna dance?"
Luckily, SK, one of my nearest and dearest, spent the weekend with me. Girlfriend is a rockstar when it comes to approaching men and helped me land the guy I had been eyeing the entire night.
Unfortunately for me, dream boy wasn't one for PDA, so my midnight make-out sesh was downgraded to a few pecks. I've had steamier kissing escapades in middle school. Specifically, while sitting in the back row of the movie theater "watching" 'Titanic' for the twelfth time. Ahh memories...
But seriously, who the eff cares about PDA on New Years Eve??
I just hope this isn't symbolic of what my love life will consist of in 2011...
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Ringing in the New Year with a...Peck??!!
Posted by
Miss Procras. at 3:46 PM
Labels: drunken debauchery, lame make out sessions, new years eve
Labels: drunken debauchery, lame make out sessions, new years eve
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
0 comments on "Ringing in the New Year with a...Peck??!!"
Post a Comment