I’ve gotta say, I’m starting to favor the ‘mo bars over straight ones. Here’s why:
- The drinks are 1,000 times stronger and cheaper. I have yet to get a bar tab more than $30.
- You don’t have to worry about getting hit on by pretentious snobs of Capital Hill, preppy mama’s boy Georgetown students or your generic schwated pervos. (Real-life occurrence last week while I was out with friends: Semi-cute guy was hitting on a girl in our group when he looked over, saw another girl walk by, and said, “Oh, she’s cuter than you, I’m going to go talk to her.” What. A. Douche.)
- Along the same lines, you are guaranteed to get complimented at least once on your outfit, shoes, purse or figure. It seems more meaningful coming from a gay man because you know they’re not just trying to get in your pants. That, and they understand fashion much better than straight men.
All in all, a fun-filled weekend planned with the ‘mos. Hope everyone's is equally fabulous!
