Punctuality is not in my vocabulary. I tossed sayings like "the early bird catches the worm" out the window a long time ago. My freshman-year roommate even coined the phrase "pulling a Miss Procras." after witnessing my stellar ability to start college assignments 12 hours before they were due and somehow manage to complete them...and graduate. Since entering the working world a few years ago, I've found this trait doesn't mix so well in corporate America (or life in general). So "pull a me" and avoid whatever task you should be doing to revel in my tales of fashionably late glory.