Friday, March 11, 2011

Dissecting Guy Code


Guy code: much easier to translate than this jibberish.

Actual gchat message I received the other day from a high school friend who I had a brief fall fling with (and who I haven't really hung out with or spoken too sense):

HS fling: How's life kid? We need to catch up. When are you free these days?

Translation:

I'm single, have no prospects and I'm looking for someone to hook up with now that spring is on the horizon and I feel the need to spread my seed.

Too bad guy code wasn't offered as a foreign language in high school. I would have aced that class.

3 comments on "Dissecting Guy Code"

Dmbosstone on March 22, 2011 at 12:59 AM said...

Wait is that why we haven't hung out yet ;-)

Toddy on March 29, 2011 at 11:06 AM said...

Too funny. Too true. Cheers, T.

bangbangcanary.com on March 31, 2011 at 10:45 AM said...

::sigh::

 

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