TGIF, bias!!

No Full House, Family Matters or Sabrina the Teenaged Witch to look forward to tonight. I’ve got something wayyyyy better on the agenda. My darling gay BFF, Just Jack, turned 25 on Tuesday and a group of us are going out tonight to celebrate. AND, it’s Pride Weekend here in D.C. Woop, woop!

I’ve gotta say, I’m starting to favor the ‘mo bars over straight ones. Here’s why:

• The drinks are 1,000 times stronger and cheaper. I have yet to get a bar tab more than $30.
• You don’t have to worry about getting hit on by pretentious snobs of Capital Hill, preppy mama’s boy Georgetown students or your generic schwated pervos. (Real-life occurrence last week while I was out with friends: Semi-cute guy was hitting on a girl in our group when he looked over, saw another girl walk by, and said, “Oh, she’s cuter than you, I’m going to go talk to her.” What. A. Douche.)
• Along the same lines, you are guaranteed to get complimented at least once on your outfit, shoes, purse or figure. It seems more meaningful coming from a gay man because you know they’re not just trying to get in your pants. That, and they understand fashion much better than straight men.
  

All in all, a fun-filled weekend planned with the ‘mos. Hope everyone's is equally fabulous!